You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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