spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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