so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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