meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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