dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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