My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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