its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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