the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The struggles of a small town man whore
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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