is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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