Your face is a jimmy john
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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