hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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