this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I love having hate sex.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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