You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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