Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
