oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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