This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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