I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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