Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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