My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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