she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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