No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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