My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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