Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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