i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Everclear isn't food dammit
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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