so that wasnt chicken after all
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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