ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You did what with his pubic hair?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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