listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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