i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize