Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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