Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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