somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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