She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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