i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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