i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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