Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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