her vagine was all disorganized.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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