we're blogging at a bar
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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