Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
