He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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