I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I miss vodka workout Fridays
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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