So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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