Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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