It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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