areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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