if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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