this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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