Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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