the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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