it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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