I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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