Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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